Ahoy mateys! Ye be welcome t' join us this fine Meow Like a Pirate Day! We be sailin' first w' th' bonnie crew o' the cat o' nine tails as they cross th' boundin' main in style. We be sad cap'n nels be no longer here t' share th' day but cap'n mao fang be doin' a fine job w' nitro th' nasty, xing th' slice an' igmu th' cabinkitt by 'is side.
We then be takin' a short sail w' th' Purrageous Pirates aboard th' Black Furrball. Captain Jack, Dante an' Fagin are searchin' fur th' Isle of Baast an' th' story be we shud find a kittehs paradise. I hope th' wee woofies be accepted there too.
N'body need be walkin' th' plank t'day. Jist join th' fun an' games an' enjoy yerselves!!
